Henry Roy

1.  In seven weeks, Henry completely understands and has mastered the art of fart humor.
Henry is a quick learner.  This is a transcript from last night.

INT. - HENRY'S ROOM - BEDTIME
Mommy and Daddy are getting their son ready for bed.  They have lathered Henry up with night time lotion and put him in his fleecy jammies.  Martin is bottle feeding Henry.   He is extremely content and slowly falling asleep.

APRIL

He is just the cutest.  He is just growing so big.  Don't you remember when we first brought him home?  We had to try to burp him for like 20 minutes.  Now, you pat him a few times and he burps like a big boy.  I need to write all this down in his baby book.  I want to remember everything about.....

HENRY

Henry contorts face.  His face turning a dark shade of red and then farts.

APRIL

...him.

Fantastic.