Updated 5/28/10
I thought I would use this page to list all the "things I have learned" in one general area.
1. It's time to put Jack Bauer (and this series) to rest.
...Anvil: The Story of Anvil (movie)
1. You can snort beer.
2. Some dreams do not come true.
Being a Soon-to-be Dad
1. Many sentences spoken to you will start as followed...
Craigslist
1. It attracts idiots.
The Crazies (movie)
1. Do everything TOGETHER!
2. Don't live in Iowa.
Exhaustion
1. You can hallucinate.
The First Four Weeks of Parenthood
1. WD-40 is a MUST HAVE
2. I go through diapers fast! (wait, what?!?)
Galveston and Fishing
1. Galveston (and its water) is not that bad.
2. There are sharks everywhere!
3. You can EAT shark.
Grilling
1. You can make desserts on a grill.
2. There is something more awesome than PLANKIES.
Henry Roy
1. In seven weeks, Henry completely understands and has mastered the art of fart humor.
2. Henry is my life.
3. I fully understand the term Proud Parent.
Home Brewing
1. Don't start this process at 9:30pm....on a week night.
2. Your house will smell like grain and hops.
3. The first batch turned out well.
4. Thinking of a name for your beer is just as much fun as brewing it..
5. Batch Number Two is almost halfway done.
July 29th, 2010
1. Football season is sooooooo close!
The Many Faces of Henry Lowell
1. I love him
My attempt at blogging
1. This is difficult.
Myself
1. I am odd.
2. I am a geek, but not a Super Geek.
Parenthood
1. Time is flying by.
2. There are not enough hours in a day.
Pregnancy
1. Men are inadequate.
2. Movies and TV are inaccurate.
3. We had to have rules at the dinner table.
4. The best ice cream to buy for a pregnant woman is Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.
Road Trips
1. It will only get more difficult.
2. There are two seasons in Iowa... or ....Screw you, Iowa!
TV Commercials
1. They work.
